So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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