You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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