If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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