That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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