Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the day after is always just damage control
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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