I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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