I need help removing her.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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