he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I touched a dick in church today
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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