I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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