I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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