I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
