This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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