I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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