I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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