OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
