come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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