whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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