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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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