but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Farmville is her only friend.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
