Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Randomize
