What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
farters have to be the big spoon...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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