from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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