hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
