Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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