weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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