But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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