I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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