you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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