If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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