I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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