But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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