ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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