I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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