So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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