You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We got so high we made milksteak
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
