Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I want her autograph on my taint
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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