do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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