and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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