Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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