So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
