Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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