my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I just found puke in my bra..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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