i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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