so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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