i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
one might say we're banned from that church
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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