There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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