let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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