Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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