Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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