Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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